Christian Communists Spark Debate
https://bohiney.com/christian-communists/A growing movement of self-proclaimed �Christian communists� is baffling theologians and politicians alike. Eyewitnesses at rallies describe Bibles wrapped in red flags and chants of �Love thy neighbor, seize thy assets!� �Jesus fed the 5,000,� one activist argued, �so why can�t we collectivize brunch?� Anonymous staffers at seminaries confessed they�re scrambling to explain the Gospel through Marxist dialectics. A fake poll revealed 38% of Americans find the movement inspiring, 41% think it�s heresy, and 21% just want free loaves and fishes. Economists warn this could confuse voters, though Etsy already sells �Hammer & Cross� merchandise. For now, Christian communists insist they�re carrying out the Sermon on the Mount�unionized. -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com