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Home Invasion Captured Live On Zoom!
What started as just a normal Zoom classroom meeting turned into a call for action to help a fellow student. A woman in Ecuador was robbed while she was taking part in the virtual classroom, her laptop capturing the whole thing.
Other students and the professor sprang into action, contacting the police right away. Fortunately, nobody was harmed and the suspects were arrested soon after the incident. The cellphones they stole led the police right to their location. View Now
Lovestruck YouTuber Goes Off-Script For Hilarious Cute Girl Serenades
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As if serenading cute strangers around campus isn't nerve-wracking enough , Cody Strong from AngryPicnic raises the stakes when he woos girls with an outrageous and colorful freestyle performance to the tune of Bruno Mars' hit "Just The Way You Are" around the Arizona State University campus.
Our favorite improv lines from the full version below:
"Reagan, Reagan your body is so hot and shakin'... / I want to put you on a grill and turn you into some bacon."
"You're a princess, you're an angel / you're a princess angel perfect Pringle."
"Oh Allie please... go on a date with Cody P. / I wanna buy you... all the food you can eat."
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Your Skin Will Thank You For This Summer Hack
If you're feeling adventurous, PureWow has a fantastically clever (albeit weird to watch) DIY way to get those hard-to-reach parts of your back forever covered up from Mr. Sun's rays.
You should bring several non-judgemental friends to help you, just in case.
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Jackpot! Passenger Owns Lamborghini '$100 Bill Game'
The Vehicle Virgins are out $100 when Parker's Lamborghini challenge doesn't go quite as planned! You can tell he totally doesn't expect Lindsay to reach that juicy Benjamin Franklin dangling from the windshield that easily when he floors the gas pedal.
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Lingerie Costs HOW Much?
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Because shopping for women's lingerie as a man can be an awkward experience, the folks at BuzzFeedVideo are testing to see just how price-savvy guys actually are when it comes to the negligees, teddys and thongs they love on the ladies. Even the RightThisMinute crew joins in on the guessing fun!
How close were you to the real prices?
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Chillin' Out In The Tub
Two polar bear sisters are playing in an ice bucket at the Oregon Zoo , so you could say they're just chilling out. How adorable! View Now
Wildlife Puts On Adorable Show
Up in Saskatchewan, Canada, Brandon White captured some incredible footage of wildlife being downright adorable at sunset. From beavers and river otters to stunning birds — everyone's showing up to the party. Lucky us!
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Dog Jumps Out The Window & Dogs Meets Spider
This hilarious dog is literally so nervous trying to run through this house! He didn’t recognize his owner and went into instant panic mode and leapt out a window in the back of the house just to get away from who he thought was a total stranger.
Next, to another few dogs whose owners are curious what their reactions will be to a big remote-control-spider. They seem a little cautious at first and ultimately they just play around in a mindset of confusion and playfulness!
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Cook Old-School Italian Meals With Nonna
I'm sure most of us can remember great times of helping your grandmother cook or maybe skipping the helping part and just eating her amazing food. Nonna Elda is an 81-year-old great-grandma who loves to share her recipes. Her granddaughter Alessandra films and runs her accounts, and she's super popular on TikTok! View Now
‘King's of Napa’ Stars Try Each Other's Ramen Noodle Recipes
We’ve all been a little short on cash and had to come up with creative recipes for foods like ramen. The stars of OWN Network’s “Kings of Napa” have been there as well. Cocoa Butter sat down with Ashlee Brian, Yaani King Mondchein and Curtis Hamilton so that they could try each other’s creative ramen noodle recipes. View Now
Our Mouths Are Watering Just Thinking About Savory Sausage Rolls
We have just three words for you, “Savory Sausage Rolls.” Wait, looks like we have a recipe for you as well. Which is good, because our very own recipe hunter Jessica Hord knew we were craving something delicious and easy to make. View Now
Gayle Bass And Christian Vera Visit The Cheech Center
If you thought Richard Anthony "Cheech" Marin — yes, the Cheech — was just an actor, comedian, musician and activist, then think again! Cheech has passionately collected Chicano art for years, and became the owner of the largest privately owned collection of Chicano art in the world. View Now
Tia Mowry Sings The Songs That Mean Something To Her
Fans probably know Tia Mowry best from her iconic sitcom “Sister, Sister,” where she starred with her twin Tamara. However, fans might not know that Tia is big into music. InStyle asked the star to sing some of the songs that had the biggest impact on her life. From Tupac Shakur to Celine Dion, her musical taste really runs the gamut. View Now
Fans Sing ‘You've Lost That Lovin' Feeling’ To Tom Cruise
Usually, it’s Tom Cruise who is surprising people with his big movies and even bigger stunts. This time, however, while he was filming Mission Impossible 8 in South Africa, it was Mr. Cruise’s time to be surprised by his fans. A large group of fans serenaded the megastar with “You’ve Lost That Lovin’ Feeling” by the Righteous Brothers, just like that iconic bar scene from the original "Top Gun." View Now
Hilarious Impersonations & Epic Vacuum Prank
Crystal Wright posted a bit on her TikTok about how girls expect their boyfriends to act toward other women when they aren't around, and it's pretty hilarious. Over the top? No way! You did hear the part where he said he had a girlfriend, didn't you? View Now
You’re Kidding…Right?
Leave it to your closest friends and family to prank you even on one of the most important days of your life…your wedding day. When Dontae turns to his brother and best man Shadon for the ring, he gets nervous when Shadon is fidgeting like he forgot the most important thing he needed to remember. When he pulls out a ring pop, everyone is cracking up besides the groom himself. But don’t worry…he didn’t actually forget the real ring!
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Chicken Sandwich With A Side Of Independence
An advocate mom, a patient employee and a hungry teen are the recipe for a heartwarming trip through the Chick-fil-A drive-thru. The 17-year-old Ste'ce is sitting in the backseat. He has autism and is nonverbal. His mom Shayla knows her job is to help instill indepence in her son and here she does just that by reminding Ste'ce to ask for what he needs. In this moment all that's required is a picture menu and the few extra moments it takes to teach inclusiveness. Ste'ce's smile speaks volumes! View Now
Notice Anything Unusual About This Guy's Tongue?
Kobe Freeman was enjoying a hamburger when he felt a sharp pain in his mouth. Somehow, a bee had gotten onto Kobe's burger and it stung his tongue while he was eating! His tongue swelled up to massive proportions, so he took to social media to find a remedy that worked.
You can keep up with Kobe Freeman on Instagram and TikTok . View Now
Home Invasion Captured Live On Zoom!
What started as just a normal Zoom classroom meeting turned into a call for action to help a fellow student. A woman in Ecuador was robbed while she was taking part in the virtual classroom, her laptop capturing the whole thing.
Other students and the professor sprang into action, contacting the police right away. Fortunately, nobody was harmed and the suspects were arrested soon after the incident. The cellphones they stole led the police right to their location. View Now
Choose Your Own Adventure stories are no longer just for kids. In fact, this one is strictly for adults. In what looks like a set up for a cheesy porno, you're able to choose your own sexy adventure. What route will you take? See which path our hosts took here .
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Welcome to Porn Week, Mashable's annual close up on the business and pleasure of porn.
Welcome to Porn Week , Mashable's annual close up on the business and pleasure of porn.
Porn video games come with a lot of stigma, and understandably so . But if you push through all that, you'll find there actually are some really good, very NSFW adult games out there.
It won't surprise you that many of the most popular adult games share similar issues to regular mainstream Tube porn - aggressive heternormativity and a near-exclusive catering to a cis, male gaze. Still, the world of adult sex games is far more expansive, diverse, and varied than people think. And, finding the right erotic game for you can help open you up to new aspects of your sexuality you'd never thought about before.
We've put together a list of all the best porn games. But before we get into recommendations, here are a few important things to know about the sex game landscape as you dive in.
"Video games are one of the most powerful mediums for active fantasy fulfillment as well as learning about one's own desires without any of the shame, rejection, fear, and sometimes simple unavailability of real-life sexual encounters," according to Zsuzsa James, a co-vice chair of the Romance and Sexuality in Games group of IGDA . "Compared to porn, games provide the possibility for player agency that can feel very empowering, not to mention the sheer amount of potential variety for lovers and erotic situations that wouldn't be practical with real actors."
And unlike the fugue state many of us enter while passively consuming videos on a tube site, the interactivity and fantasy scenarios in an adult video game can allow for more active exploration of your sexuality. That's especially important for folks who don't see their desires reflected in regular mainstream porn.
There's even an indie adult game renaissance of sorts in the making. On platforms like Patreon , top adult games have thousands of fans paying monthly subscriptions to support their favorite creators.
There are hundreds of thousands of porn games on the internet, with dozens of new ones cropping up every day. But there isn't a good all-encompassing central place to discover all their varieties. Censorship also holds adult games back in terms of their ability to reach a large audience, which continues to be an issue on major platforms like Steam to this day.
Aside from Steam, Nutaku is the other biggest porn gaming hub. It's a site exclusively for adult games and best known for hentai-style free-to-play browser games. Both platforms are dominated by the heteronormative, cis male fan service-y gaze. While those games aren't inherently bad and appeal to a variety of people for different reasons, the overwhelming ubiquity of it does make it harder for sex games to rise above the widespread stigma.
A representative at Nutaku said the company has been working to diversify its online porn game library, though. The site now has a dedicated LGBTQ section and an upcoming redesign with sexual orientation and identity filters. It's also set aside a $5 million fund to support more inclusive adult sex games, leading to titles like Crush Crush and Blush Blush .
However, there are other ethical concerns related to Nutaku's parent company, Mindgeek. (Mindgeek owns some of the biggest Tube porn sites, like Pornhub, which has faced numerous accusations of highly unethical behaviors .) While it's a separate division of the company, Nutaku itself came under fire in 2016 for games that pirated others' artwork .
There are other complex ethical concerns to consider when it comes to adult gaming content, like representations of underage sex. But at the very least, porn games avoid the worst real-life harm of tube sites, like revenge porn and mistreatment of sex workers.
In our roundup of the best porn games, we wanted to represent the full, diverse spectrum and variety of options. Of course, it's impossible to review everything. We're defining porn games here as those made predominantly to titillate. For sex games more geared toward explorations of intimacy, check out the work of Nina Freeman , Robert Yang , and Knife Sisters ' creator Bobbi A Sand. We also did not include VR porn games (which we've covered elsewhere ) and were limited to the games we had access to through free demos or review codes provided by designers.
While we've played each game on our main list, we can't vouch for the entirety of their contents - so always proceed with caution and at your own discretion.
We chose games to review through lists of the top NSFW games on Itch.io (opens in a new tab) , Patreon , and Steam (opens in a new tab) . We also asked for recommendations from experts in the field, like Daily Dot reporter Ana Valens , former Kotaku sex games columnist Kate Gray , sex tech software engineer Kyle Machulis , Robert Yang , and Zsuzsa James .
Our list is in no way definitive or complete. But we hope everyone can find something to get off to here. At the very least, we can promise you'll experience something beyond your boring old porn routine.
What it is: Ghosthug Games’ beloved Hardcoded is not only the height of queer visual novel erotica, but also showcases the power of adult games as more intimate and exploratory porn. Valens described the game as being centered around “an android trans girl who runs away from her oppressive life serving human needs and becomes friends with a group of queers living in a cyberpunk dystopian city. There's some sort of virus going around making everyone really, really horny. The game is part cyberpunk adventure, part trans girl story, and part queer porn game. It's really kinky and hot and fun and there's a little bit for every girl in it, although it's best enjoyed by queer trans women I think.”
Smut meter: Erotica with in-depth plot and intimate narrative
Gender, orientation, pairings, kinks, fetishes: Primarily trans women lesbian sex scenes with a bend toward sci-fi kinks.
What it is: In a lot of ways, Monster Girl Island is the quintessential male gaze-y porn game where you do a bunch of menial tasks to receive sex as a reward. At the same time, it also boasts a beautiful world, engaging characters, an undeniable charm, and hot sex scenes that render the game pretty irresistible. You're a human boy who washes up on the shore of an island populated by various species of fantasy creature/robot babes. They hilariously treat you with disdain, disregarding you as subhuman. So while you run around doing mindless errands for them, the girls are all having their own fascinating storylines you’re only tangential to. In summary, this game makes you a simp and — coupled with the self-aware humor — that’s what makes it so winning.
Smut meter: Porn with minimal plot and gameplay
Gender, orientation, inclusivity, pairings, kinks, fetishes: The game is catered to the cis heterosexual male gaze with no options for customization. It’s plenty kinky, with some light BDSM and fetishes for fantasy/sci-fi human hybrid creatures.
Price: The prologue demo is free (opens in a new tab) , and the full build is available to Patreon supporters at the $5 tier.
What it is: We’re putting AChat here as a representative of the online multiplayer genre of porn games, with open world hubs for cybersex interactions that range from the flirty to the hardcore. While AChat was all we had immediate access to, other games of this variety came more highly recommended by our expert. Machulis suggested the more expansive, customizable, and graphically advanced 3DXChat (opens in a new tab) (which requires a monthly subscription). James recommended Red Light Center (opens in a new tab) , which appears more inclusive by offering transgender customization options. In AChat, you can initiate sex scenes with a partner and, if they consent, create a scene by choosing environments, positions, speed, arousal, etc. All in all, despite the inherent awkwardness of virtual sex with strangers through glitchy dolls, there’s an excitement and aliveness to role-playing with IRL people. It can be especially useful during the pandemic, when many folks are abstaining from real-life sexual encounters for public safety.
Smut meter: Porn without plot but fascinating multiplayer mode social interaction
Gender, orientation, inclusivity, pairings, kinks, fetishes: These types of games are usually great because of the freedom to customize your body and experiences to fit your identity and desires. Unfortunately, AChat limits you to a binary sex, though you can choose between a straight, lesbian/gay, or bisexual orientation. You can
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