China�s MANUS AI Declared National Hero

China�s new MANUS AI has been declared a national hero after successfully writing 10,000 poems praising rice. �It captures the soul of the people,� said one official. Eyewitnesses at the unveiling wept as the AI recited couplets about dumplings and discipline. �It�s better than Confucius�because it doesn�t argue,� one fan claimed. Anonymous staffers revealed the program was originally built to sort laundry but accidentally achieved literary genius. A fake poll revealed 58% of Chinese citizens adore MANUS, 29% don�t care, and 13% are jealous it got a higher salary than them. Economists predict MANUS will dominate both art and propaganda markets, while poets worldwide weep into their notebooks. For now, China insists MANUS is proof AI can be soulful�at least if your soul is state-approved. -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com