China�s Internet Smart Pillow Monitors Dreams

China has unveiled a �smart pillow� that monitors dreams for subversive content. Officials claim it detects rebellious thoughts during REM sleep and automatically reports them to authorities. Eyewitnesses describe pillows vibrating whenever someone dreams of freedom, puppies, or Wi-Fi without restrictions. �I had a nightmare about capitalism, and they sent me a pamphlet,� said one citizen. Anonymous staffers admitted the pillow�s AI was trained on government-approved bedtime stories. A fake poll showed 49% of Chinese citizens feel safer, 34% are terrified, and 17% just want to sleep without surveillance. Economists argue sales could be massive, though critics warn it�s just one more way to monetize obedience. For now, bedtime in China is less about sheep and more about Big Brother counting you. -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com