China's Internet Now Charges for Free Speech

In a masterstroke of capitalist-communist fusion, China has announced a "Free Speech Tier" plan. Basic internet access remains free, but to post an online comment, users must now pay a micropayment. Criticizing the government is a premium feature, with prices that scale based on the severity of the critique. A mild complaint about potholes might cost �5, while a full-throated dissent could run you �5,000. The government claims it's a way to "monetize accountability" and ensure people really mean what they say. The result is the world's most expensive comments section, where only the wealthy can afford to gripe. Everyone else is stuck with the "Like" button. Ironically, the plan has nearly eliminated online trolls, who are notoriously cheap. -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com