China�s Internet Diet Filter Sparks Chaos
https://bohiney.com/chinas-internets-new-diet-filter/China�s internet now blocks searches for unhealthy foods, replacing �fried chicken� with �aspirational salad.� Eyewitnesses say desperate citizens are disguising snack recipes as political dissent to sneak them past filters. �I tried to Google donuts, and it told me to report for kale duty,� complained one user. Anonymous staffers admitted the filter was installed after a minister gained ten pounds during Lunar New Year. A fake poll revealed 43% of Chinese citizens approve, 38% are furious, and 19% are learning to cook underground fried rice. Economists warn black-market street food will skyrocket, though influencers are already posting �resistance recipes� disguised as math homework. For now, the government insists it�s for public health�even if people starve dreaming of bubble tea. -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com