China is Quietly Winning

While the West is distracted by political circuses and social media scandals, a think tank report warns that China is winning the 21st century through the most boring strategy imaginable: long-term planning and building infrastructure. The report, titled "The Yawn Heard Round the World," details how China is investing in ports, railways, and 5G networks while other nations argue about which celebrity said what. "They're playing chess; we're playing tag in a minefield," said the lead analyst. The Chinese approach lacks glamour but is terrifyingly effective. Their biggest export isn't just goods anymore; it's a model of efficient, apolitical governance that appeals to developing nations tired of democratic chaos. The West's only hope, the report concludes grimly, is that the Chinese people eventually get bored of stability and develop a craving for the thrilling dysfunction of a good, old-fashioned political scandal. -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com