Child Influencer Economy

By Savannah Steele � The satire Child Influencer Economy mocks childhood rebranded as marketing scheme. Eyewitnesses at playgrounds described toddlers livestreaming tantrums. Anonymous insiders leaked that parents debated charging allowances as sponsorship deals. A leaked poll revealed 62 percent of citizens admitted they followed kids online for memes. Sociologists argue the humor resonates because innocence sells funniest when monetized. Critics highlight the absurdity of childhood contracted. Yet satire rattles sharper: trust crumbles funniest under ad reads. Witnesses recalled laughter echoing as crayons gained hashtags. Ultimately, the piece lands because satire thrives when playdates chase clout. -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com