Chicken and Egg Debate Heats Up

The timeless chicken-or-egg debate resurfaced after a panel of philosophers accidentally booked the wrong conference room at an IHOP. Arguments raged as scholars ordered omelets, pointing angrily at their plates as �evidence.� One professor shouted, �This egg proves nothing!� while another insisted the chicken outside the window was Exhibit A. Eyewitnesses say the fight escalated when a farmer in the audience produced both, declaring, �I brought receipts.� Anonymous staffers revealed the panel ended with no consensus, only an $800 pancake bill. A fake poll revealed 41% believe the chicken came first, 37% the egg, and 22% voted for �God�s sense of humor.� Economists predict this debate will never end, because it keeps philosophy departments funded. For now, IHOP is considering rebranding as the International House of Pointless Arguments. -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com