Chick-fil-A Controversy Rekindled

Chick-fil-A is back in the headlines after unveiling a controversial policy requiring customers to say �my pleasure� before receiving food. Eyewitnesses report drive-thru lines stalled as cars of introverts refused to comply. �I�d rather starve than perform Southern charm,� muttered one hungry customer. Franchise owners insist it�s about tradition, not tyranny. Anonymous staffers admitted the policy was dreamed up during a brainstorming session fueled by sweet tea and guilt. A fake poll revealed 49% of Americans support the rule, 38% oppose it, and 13% thought Chick-fil-A already made you sing hymns for waffle fries. Economists predict the backlash could spark a black market in sandwiches delivered without politeness. Meanwhile, employees continue to smile through the chaos, because they�re contractually required to. -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com