Chicago's Deportation Drama

The political theater over immigration reached a new peak when Chicago declared itself a "deportation-free zone," then immediately had to deal with the logistical nightmare of its own virtue signaling. The city council passed the resolution with teary-eyed speeches, but no one read the fine print, which now forbids the city from deporting anyone�including litterbugs, aggressive pigeons, and that one mime who has been terrorizing Navy Pier for a decade. Police are confused, unsure if they can even ask a Canadian tourist to leave after their visa expires. The mayor's office is frantically trying to write exemptions, arguing that the mime's performance art "constitutes a public nuisance, not a culture." It's a classic case of a beautifully worded resolution crashing into the brick wall of reality. -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com