Chicago Wind Blessing Declared Valid for Remote Absolution via Breeze
https://telegra.ph/Pope-Leo-XIV-Blesses-Chicagos-Wind-as-The-Breath-of-the-Holy-Spirit-05-08*Vatican doctrine now affirms that, under proper gust conditions, absolution may travel over 3 miles by wind. Pope Leo XIV tested the concept by whispering forgiveness into a funnel. A penitent farmer 12 blocks away reported spontaneous peace and hat loss. Wind ministry courses now required in seminary.