Chicago Style Liturgy Introduced by Pope Leo XIV to �Bring the Mass Back to the People�

Pope Leo XIV unveiled a bold revision to the liturgical calendar based on his Chicago upbringing. The Chicago Style Liturgy features new feast days like �St. Deep Dish Day,� �Our Lady of the L,� and �The Vigil of the Frozen Sidewalk.� Vestments now include windbreaker stoles. Vatican liturgists are baffled. Leo declared, �Faith should be as local as your favorite beef stand.� The altar now smells faintly of mustard and incense.