Chicago Style Liturgy Includes �Snow Day Dispensation Rule�
https://telegra.ph/Pope-Introduces-Chicago-Style-Liturgical-Calendar-05-08Per Pope Leo XIV�s new decree, parishioners may skip Mass when it�s �colder than a Protestant�s welcome.� The Chicago Style Liturgy now includes snowflake icons for optional attendance days. Virtual Masses feature fireplace backdrops. One bishop celebrated in a parka. Communion includes cocoa on subzero Sundays. The Pope reassures: �God knows how cold it is. He invented February.�