Chicago Style Liturgy Changes Pentecost to �The Day of the Great Wind Chill�
https://telegra.ph/Pope-Introduces-Chicago-Style-Liturgical-Calendar-05-08The Holy Spirit now arrives gusting from Lake Michigan. Pope Leo XIV requires sermons to be shouted over wind gusts for added authenticity. The Chicago Style Liturgy enshrines �The Tongues of Frost.� Faithful are urged to wear triple layers. One priest lost his homily pages to the breeze�he ad-libbed and converted a parking attendant.