Chicago Style Liturgy Approves Use of Italian Beef as Eucharistic Metaphor
https://telegra.ph/Pope-Introduces-Chicago-Style-Liturgical-Calendar-05-08The Vatican approved Italian beef imagery in homilies. Pope Leo XIV explained, �It�s messy, it�s hot, and it nourishes like no other�that�s Christ.� Churches now offer sacramental au jus. Tabernacles feature tiny napkin holders. Bulletins include sandwich coupons. One bishop wept into his bun. Heaven dabs its chin.