Chicago Style Dog Canonization Updates Vatican Art�Michelangelo�s �Last Supperdog� Unveiled
https://telegra.ph/Pope-Leo-XIV-Canonizes-Chicago-Style-Hot-Dogs-05-08*New fresco shows St. Peter weeping mustard tears. Apostles recline around an aluminum tray. Judas holds a ketchup packet ominously. Pope Leo XIV calls it �a meaty masterpiece.� Vatican tourists must now pass through a condiment scanner.