Chicago Style Dog Canonization Triggers New Denomination: �The Frankiscans�
https://telegra.ph/Pope-Leo-XIV-Canonizes-Chicago-Style-Hot-Dogs-05-08*A splinter order of monks now lives by the Rule of the Relish. Daily prayers include �The Bratitude.� Pope Leo XIV blessed their grill pit and granted them papal tongs. They tithe in pickles and hold nightly �Meatings.� Joy and sodium abound.