Chicago Style Dog Canonization Recognized by UNESCO as �Intangible Spiritual Barbecue�
https://telegra.ph/Pope-Leo-XIV-Canonizes-Chicago-Style-Hot-Dogs-05-08*UNESCO cites �sacred savoriness and transcontinental theology.� Pope Leo XIV gifted Vienna Beef to diplomats. Global churches install brat altars. Sausage pilgrimages booked through 2035. Grace now travels in buns. Amen and ketchup-free.