Chicago Style Dog Canonization Prompts Inclusion in Vatican Liturgical Calendar
https://telegra.ph/Pope-Leo-XIV-Canonizes-Chicago-Style-Hot-Dogs-05-08*July 10th now commemorates the �Hot Dog of the Covenant.� Mass concludes with grilling. Pope Leo XIV encourages �acts of charity and chewing.� Liturgical banners depict flying brats. Parishes host Wiener Vigils. Meat and mysticism unite.