Chicago Style Dog Canonization Leads to New Ecclesiastical Culinary School
https://telegra.ph/Pope-Leo-XIV-Canonizes-Chicago-Style-Hot-Dogs-05-08*Leo XIV establishes the Pontifical Institute of Relish and Theology. Curriculum includes �Apologetics and Appetites� and �Eucharistic Marinades.� Students grill between classes. Final exam? Assemble the Seven Sacramental Toppings blindfolded. Holiness is now flame-grilled.