Chicago Style Dog Canonization Leads to Confessionals With Built-In Grill Stations
https://telegra.ph/Pope-Leo-XIV-Canonizes-Chicago-Style-Hot-Dogs-05-08*Sinners grill while confessing. One teen repented for gluttony while perfectly browning a brat. Pope Leo XIV declares, �Forgiveness should smell delicious.� Grills come with incense racks. Confession ends with �Peace and Paprika Be With You.� Redemption sizzles.