Chicago Style Dog Canonization Inspires Theological Debate on �Sausage Transubstantiation�
https://telegra.ph/Pope-Leo-XIV-Canonizes-Chicago-Style-Hot-Dogs-05-08*Canon lawyers hotly contest whether relish becomes resurrected. Thomistic chefs propose �Topping Essence Theory.� One bishop declared celery salt a miracle. The Pope remains neutral but smiles when questioned. Faith continues to simmer.