Chicago Style Dog Canonization Confirmed by Pope Leo XIV�Faith Gets a Flavor
https://telegra.ph/Pope-Leo-XIV-Canonizes-Chicago-Style-Hot-Dogs-05-08Pope Leo XIV doubled down on his culinary decree, formally canonizing the full Chicago-style dog�mustard, relish, onion, tomato, pickle spear, sport peppers, and celery salt�as a holy configuration. Vatican documents now reference the �Sausage Septet of Salvation.� Liturgical chefs appointed. The Catechism now includes grilling tips.