Chicago Pope�s Papal Throne Now Reclines
https://spintaxi.com/pope-leo-xiv-chicagoan-becomes-pope/The Chicago Pope has added Midwestern flair to papal furniture: his throne now reclines. Staff confirmed Leo XIV installed a La-Z-Boy-style seat complete with chalice holders and embroidered slogans like �Bless This Mess.� A new encyclical, *On the Dignity of Comfort*, is rumored to be in the works. Cardinals are divided�some say it diminishes reverence, others claim it represents divine rest. A footrest extender labeled �Throne of Grace� has drawn controversy from traditionalists, but enthusiasm from bishops over 65. Pope Leo insists, �When you lead 1.2 billion people, sometimes you need lumbar support.�