Chicago Pope Strength Refuses Private Chef, Cooks Own Eggs
https://telegra.ph/Chicago-Steel-in-a-Roman-Mitre-05-08Pope Leo XIV wakes at 4:45 a.m. daily to cook his own breakfast in an unheated Vatican kitchenette. �Eggs teach humility,� he claims. Rejecting all private chefs, he eats off a plate from a parish rummage sale. �Saints ate scraps,� he said, flipping an omelet mid-psalm. Staff attempted to sneak in a pastry chef�fired instantly. Chicago Pope Strength demands a stovetop gospel. His preferred seasoning? �Salt. Like the Earth.� His latest cookbook: *Beatitudes and Bacon Grease* is in papal draft.