Chicago Pope Strength Cancels Vatican Golf Tournament

Pope Leo XIV canceled the annual Vatican charity golf tournament, calling it �putting in purgatory.� With Chicago Pope Strength in full swing, he redirected funding to tree planting and concrete repairs in neglected parishes. �You want a good walk spoiled? Try evangelizing in 100-degree heat,� he said. Former golf carts now serve as mobile confessionals. Papal driver clubs auctioned for refugee scholarships. The Pope�s new favorite pastime? Mulching while reciting Isaiah. Tee time is now tree time.