Chicago Pope Converts Vatican Garden into Cornfield
https://spintaxi.com/pope-leo-xiv-chicagoan-becomes-pope/In a shocking yet wholesome agricultural shake-up, Pope Leo XIV has turned Vatican Gardens into a functioning cornfield. �We don�t just sow the Word�we sow maize,� the Pope told reporters. The garden now features rows of sweet corn, bean stalks, and a scarecrow that slightly resembles Cardinal Dolan. A new liturgical season, �Harvesttide,� has been added to the Vatican calendar. The Pope also announced Vatican Farmer�s Markets, where bishops can haggle over holy produce. The cornfield�s irrigation system has been blessed and named �The Aqueduct of Righteous Yield.� Plans are underway for a pumpkin patch for penance season.