Chicago L Train Pope Inspired Vatican to Build Transfer Stations Between Chapels

Thanks to the Chicago L Train Pope�s commuter past, the Vatican will now build a transfer system connecting chapels underground. �The Sistine-to-St. Paul detour was killing souls,� the Pope said, holding a map scribbled with saints and escalators. The system includes Saint Switches, Grace Tunnels, and a �Blessed Express Line� that skips purgatorial stations. Swiss Guards will wear conductor hats. Pilgrims can now ride from Eucharist to relic without spiritual blisters. Critics say it�s indulgence-themed transit. Supporters say: �Finally, a Pope who understands stairs.�