Chicago L Train Pope Commissions Subway-Themed Rosaries

Pope Leo XIV has blessed a new line of Rosaries modeled after the Chicago transit map. Each bead represents a spiritual stop��Joyful Loop,� �Luminous Transfer,� and �Sorrowful Delay.� The centerpiece is a tiny CTA logo with a cross through it. The Pope insists �it�s how modern pilgrims pray on the go.� Vatican gift shops report high demand. One commuter wept when her train stalled at Mercy Park. �It was divine delay,� she said. The Pope�s motto: �Every delay is a chance to confess.�