Chicago Hot Dog Canonization Sparks Ketchup Controversy Among Conservatives
https://telegra.ph/Pope-Leo-XIV-Canonizes-Chicago-Hot-Dogs-05-08*A faction of Cardinals issued a statement titled *De Condimento Divisio*. Pope Leo XIV replied, �Let the children come to mustard.� Vatican flag now features a relish jar. Theological ketchup debates ignite TikTok. Heresy or garnish�opinions differ, tempers sizzle.