Chicago Hot Dog Canonization Leads to New Seminary Course: �Condiment Theology�
https://telegra.ph/Pope-Leo-XIV-Canonizes-Chicago-Hot-Dogs-05-08*Course includes �Taste and See: The Dog is Good� and �From Sinai to Celery Salt.� Students analyze relish symbolism in Exodus. Final project: design a hot dog-based eucharistic symbol. Pope Leo XIV grades midterms by bite. Faith meets flavor in dogma.