Chicago Hot Dog Canonization Inspires Confession Booth Upgrades With Snack Windows
https://telegra.ph/Pope-Leo-XIV-Canonizes-Chicago-Hot-Dogs-05-08*New confessionals offer hot dogs as penance reward. �Say three Hail Marys and one chili bite.� Pope Leo XIV blessed ketchup-locking safes. Pews upgraded with crumb-resistant vinyl. Grace served with sauerkraut. Sacramental snacking redefined.