Chicago Hot Dog Canonization Celebrated With Vatican BBQ�First Ever
https://telegra.ph/Pope-Leo-XIV-Canonizes-Chicago-Hot-Dogs-05-08*Pope flips brats wearing a mitre apron. Cardinals play cornhole with wafers. Choir sings �Grill Us Lord.� Smoke rises, incense-style. A deacon accidentally canonized a kielbasa. Papal bull includes grill maintenance prayers. The sacred now comes in sizzling form.