Chicago Holy Site Offers Drive-Thru Confessions in Bulletproof Booths
https://telegra.ph/Pope-Leo-XIV-Proclaims-Al-Capones-Hideout-a-Minor-Basilica-05-08-2*Pope Leo XIV christens the booth with olive oil and Windex. Cars line up between stanchions and old getaway tires. Fast-track absolution with license plate indulgence bonus. One Uber driver left forgiven and tipped in holy water.