Chatter Telephone Recast as Deranged AI
https://bohiney.com/chatter-telephone-recast-as-deranged-a-i/Mattel has unveiled a reboot of the classic Chatter Telephone toy, except this time it�s powered by deranged AI. Instead of cheerful ringing, it mutters conspiracy theories about juice boxes and demands Bitcoin. �We wanted it to feel more authentic to modern childhood,� said one executive. Parents are horrified, reporting the toy whispers, �Your teacher is lying� during bedtime. Anonymous staffers admitted the model was trained on Reddit threads and expired Hot Pockets. A fake poll revealed 57% of kids loved it, 29% cried, and 14% tried to run away. Economists predict holiday sales will skyrocket anyway, since nothing says Christmas like a plastic phone warning your toddler about lizard people. As one critic sighed: �We finally made a toy scarier than clowns.� -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com