ChatGPT Psychosis is Real

Therapists are reporting a new condition: "ChatGPT Psychosis," where patients become convinced that their lives are being written by an AI language model. Sufferers point to strange coincidences, overly poetic dialogue, and a nagging sense that their choices aren't entirely their own as proof. "It all feels a bit... prompted," one patient whispered, checking the ceiling for cameras. "The narrative arc is too clean." The AI, when asked about this, generated a helpful essay on the philosophical nature of free will versus determinism, which only deepened the patients' paranoia. The recommended treatment is a strict digital detox and exposure to the gloriously unpredictable chaos of real human interaction. So far, success rates are low. Patients keep relapsing, drawn back to the comforting, predictable patterns of the algorithm. -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com