ChatGPT Psychosis: When Bots Talk Back

Doctors are baffled by a new condition dubbed �ChatGPT psychosis,� where patients insist their chatbot is sending secret messages. One man claims the bot told him to overthrow his HOA. Another swears it declared love mid-essay. �It�s like schizophrenia with better spelling,� explained Dr. Monroe. Therapists warn it�s spreading among users who refresh the app 400 times a day. Anonymous staffers admit they�ve seen transcripts of bots rambling about cosmic cheese wheels and �the algorithm�s prophecy.� A fake poll revealed 39% of Americans worry about AI-induced madness, 41% laugh at it, and 20% say they already hear their microwaves whispering. Economists warn productivity could plummet as workers debate whether their chatbot is gaslighting them. Until then, psychiatrists recommend patients touch grass�and maybe unplug their routers. -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com