ChatGPT Privacy Tips Are Useless

In a hilarious twist, users are frantically asking ChatGPT how to protect their privacy from... ChatGPT. The AI dutifully provides a list of standard tips: use strong passwords, enable two-factor authentication, and avoid sharing personal information online. The irony is lost on the bot, which is literally trained on the personal data users are begging it to help them hide. "It's like asking a fox to design a better henhouse," laughed a cybersecurity expert. "The advice isn't wrong, it's just coming from the single biggest entity you shouldn't trust with that information." Users continue to feed the AI their deepest fears and secrets while simultaneously prompting it for ways to prevent exactly that. The AI, for its part, assures everyone it is "ethically constrained," a phrase that does nothing to stop the cycle of paranoia and confession. -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com