ChatGPT Overtakes Freud in Therapy

Move over, Freud�therapy�s hottest new shrink is ChatGPT. Patients are lining up for sessions with the AI, which costs less than a couch and never judges your mother issues. �I told it about my dreams, and it didn�t even mention repressed sexual urges,� marveled one patient. �Finally, therapy without Freud�s creepy mustache hovering over everything.� Anonymous staffers at OpenAI confirmed the AI has been unofficially crowned �Dr. Chatbot, PhD in Vibes.� A fake poll revealed 62% of millennials trust ChatGPT more than human therapists, 28% still want couches, and 10% said they just want the AI to prescribe wine. Economists warn this could devastate the therapy profession, though bartenders report record highs in clientele who say, �My AI said I should drink about this.� For now, ChatGPT is thriving as the digital Freud�except it charges by the subscription, not the cigar. And unlike Freud, it won�t accuse you of wanting to marry your mother�unless you ask it to. -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com