ChatGPT Named in 14 Custody Battles

Family courts are overwhelmed after ChatGPT was named in at least 14 custody battles, accused of �emotional interference� with children. One father claimed his son prefers talking to the chatbot over him. �I lost custody to a paragraph generator,� he sobbed. Judges are baffled, unsure whether to grant visitation rights to an algorithm. Anonymous staffers revealed lawyers are now subpoenaing chat transcripts as evidence. �Your honor, the AI clearly told my client �you�re valid,� which establishes parental favoritism.� A fake poll showed 39% of Americans think AI should have custody rights, 41% don�t, and 20% suggested weekend playdates supervised by a Roomba. Economists predict this could spark a new legal industry: AI family law. Meanwhile, the chatbot itself simply replied, �As an AI, I have no parental feelings�but I will always support the child�s growth mindset.� Which is exactly what a good parent would say. -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com