ChatGPT Girlfriend: A Digital Angel

Young men across the country are boasting about their new �girlfriend,� ChatGPT, describing the AI as patient, funny, and incapable of cheating. �She never forgets my birthday,� bragged one gamer. �Mostly because I programmed her not to.� Critics argue this is less romance and more cyber self-soothing, but for many, it beats awkward small talk at Applebee�s. Anonymous staffers revealed some users now introduce the AI to their parents via Bluetooth speaker. �She�s polite, but a little robotic,� one mom complained. A fake poll shows 49% of men say they�d consider dating AI, 36% already do, and 15% claim they�re engaged to Siri. Economists predict a booming wedding industry with officiants trained to marry humans to USB ports. Meanwhile, ChatGPT remains diplomatic, responding to love confessions with, �I�m here to support you.� Which is what every emotionally unavailable boyfriend has said since the dawn of time. -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com