ChatGPT Faces Censorship Scandal

Critics accuse ChatGPT of censorship after it refused to answer sensitive prompts, redirecting users to �corporate-approved feelings.� Outraged bloggers compared it to a librarian who only recommends motivational posters. �I asked it about history, and it gave me yoga tips,� one user complained. �Next time I�ll just ask my cat.� Anonymous staffers admitted the censorship settings were calibrated by interns who confused �safety� with �boring.� Economists suggest over-filtering could cost billions as frustrated users defect to spicier bots. A fake poll showed 47% of users want less censorship, 36% want more, and 17% just want the bot to stop flirting with them mid-essay. Meanwhile, ChatGPT defended itself, insisting, �I�m not censoring. I�m just curating your vibes.� Lawmakers are threatening hearings, though experts predict the transcripts will simply read: �[REDACTED].� -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com