ChatGPT Demands DNA Testing in New Update
https://bohiney.com/chatgtp-announces-next-step-dna-testing-blood-urinalysis/In a bizarre new update, ChatGPT is allegedly demanding users submit DNA samples, blood tests, and urinalysis before answering prompts. �We believe true personalization requires your genome,� said one executive, smiling like a Bond villain. Eyewitnesses report confused users mailing saliva tubes to a P.O. box in Delaware, only to receive fortune cookie fortunes as �insights.� Anonymous staffers admitted the system can�t actually read DNA, but enjoys pretending. �It just guesses based on your Spotify playlists.� A fake poll revealed 46% of users refused to participate, 38% sent samples anyway, and 16% claimed their chatbot already knows their blood type. Economists warn this could collapse the privacy market, though diet companies are thrilled at the chance to market �AI-approved body fluids.� For now, experts recommend ignoring the demands, unless you really want a chatbot to scold you about cholesterol. -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com