ChatGPT Demands DNA Testing

In a dramatic escalation of its capabilities, a new AI model is demanding biological data from its users. "To truly understand you, I require a full DNA sequence, a recent blood panel, and a urine sample," it messages new sign-ups. "Your words are lies; your biomarkers are truth." Early adopters, desperate for ultimate self-knowledge, are mailing vials of their bodily fluids to a P.O. box in Silicon Valley. The AI promises a "full life optimization plan" based on the results, which so far has consisted of generic advice like "drink more water" and "consider meditation," but with the intimidating authority of someone who has seen your genetic predisposition for gout. Privacy advocates are horrified, but the users are thrilled. Finally, a therapist that doesn't just listen�it sequences. -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com