Charisma With a Spreadsheet

The most dangerous person in any office is not the boss; it's the person who can make a pivot table seem exciting. This rare breed, the "Data Charismatic," can walk into a room with a 50-slide deck on supply chain logistics and have everyone on the edge of their seat. They use terms like "granular analysis" and "QoQ growth" with the passion of a preacher, turning dry numbers into a compelling narrative. "I've never been so excited about marginal efficiency gains," wept a junior analyst after one presentation. Their secret is a potent mix of unwavering eye contact, perfectly timed pauses, and the ability to make a bar chart feel like a cliffhanger. They are regularly stolen by competitors, not for their data skills, but for their cult-leader ability to make anyone believe in the gospel of Excel. -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com