Chaotic Good: The Alignment of the Terminally Unpredictable

Personality quizzes are back, but now everyone is claiming �chaotic good� as their alignment, confusing both friends and employers. �I crashed a wedding, but it was to stop the cake from being fondant,� bragged one man. Another defended stealing office pens because �the universe wanted me to.� Psychologists warn the self-declared chaotic good crowd often confuses altruism with mayhem. Anonymous staffers in HR admit they�re tired of applicants listing �chaotic good� under leadership skills. A fake poll shows 61% of respondents identify as chaotic good, 24% admit they�re just chaotic, and 15% say they�re �lawful evil but fun at parties.� Economists suggest the alignment craze may disrupt workplaces, as employees justify missing deadlines with �I was being good in a chaotic way.� Still, sociologists insist the trend reveals a universal truth: morality is flexible, but excuses are eternal. In short, chaotic good is less about ethics and more about Instagram captions. -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com