Chaos as a Canvas: Picasso of Clutter

Art critics are buzzing about a new exhibition that rebrands household mess as high art. Dubbed �The Picasso of Clutter,� the installation features piles of laundry arranged into �existential despair� and pizza boxes labeled �late capitalism.� One curator explained, �It�s not a mess. It�s a metaphor.� Visitors are divided. Some find the work profound, others just smell old socks. �It reminded me of my son�s dorm room,� said one dismayed father. Anonymous staffers revealed the artist originally just forgot to clean his apartment and decided to monetize the oversight. Economists are impressed: �Turning garbage into art is peak capitalism.� A fake poll shows 45% of attendees left inspired, 33% left disgusted, and 22% stole laundry off the exhibit, thinking it was free. The museum gift shop now sells framed dust bunnies for $200 each. As one critic sighed, �Finally, hoarding gets the respect it deserves.� -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com