Chaos Is My Love Language

Relationship experts are baffled by a new dating trend: partners declaring chaos as their official love language. �He forgot our anniversary, but then set the toaster on fire while singing Elton John, and honestly, I felt seen,� confessed one woman. Couples are bragging about fights that end in spontaneous road trips, or missed rent payments turned into �romantic adventures.� Therapists are torn. Some say it keeps relationships exciting, others call it emotional arson. Anonymous staffers at dating apps confirmed they�re adding �chaos� as an official profile option next to �quality time� and �physical touch.� A fake poll revealed 48% of millennials admit chaos fuels their love life, 32% prefer stability, and 20% said they don�t date because they live with their cats. Economists warn the chaos trend could boost sales of takeout, fire extinguishers, and divorce lawyers. As one sociologist concluded: �If love is blind, chaos is blindfolded, drunk, and setting off fireworks indoors.� -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com