Chant Controversy Results in Vatican Audio Council to Define Sacred BPMs
https://telegra.ph/Pope-Leo-XIV-Confesses-He-Doesnt-Really-Like-Gregorian-Chant-05-08-2*The new Sacred Audio Liturgical Taskforce (SALT) debates acceptable BPM for grace. Benedictines propose 40, Jesuits suggest 128. Pope Leo XIV plays lo-fi in background of Zoom calls. One nun claims to have received a vision of Moses on a synth pad. Canon law update pending.